Joe Schmoe's
5123 Ball Rd, 90630-3645 - Cypress
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American
Fast Food
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Outdoor seating
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Takeout
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Dine-in
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Alcohol
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Wine
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Reservations
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Wheelchair accessible
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Accessible restroom
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Casual
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Cozy
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Good for groups
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Contact Information
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Phone:
+1 714-527-4310
🌐 Website:
http://www.joeschmoes.com
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Address:
5123 Ball Rd, Cypress
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Google Reviews (10)
There was a Santa Claus that came in and thanked 4 cops for their service. The cops were eating, it's very safe there, I think...well it feels safe. This place is America. In every way imaginable. Corndogs are amazing. Oddly romantic dine in.
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Great food and location prompt service and a awesome value priced menu.
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Cool place with great items. Their custard is yummy. Very smooth. Their Irish tatortots are too die for.
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Joe Schmoe's in Cypress is the ultimate hangout spot! Great food, friendly staff, and a fun atmosphere. Perfect for a good time with friends.
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Very cool place to get some comfort food. I got the Southern style chicken strips with tater tots. Plenty of food for the price point. Plus, the dining area was comfortable. Will go again.
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Undeniably, my favorite place for hot dogs! I always get the Bacon-Wrapped Mac & Cheese hot dog with their AMAZING TATER TOTS!
Any time is a great time to stop by Joe Schmoe's as far as I am concerned!
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I love this eatery. So many great choices. I suggest the Mac n cheese dog with a side of tots. If you aren't sure what you want, their helpful staff is full of awesome suggestions. The place is super clean and customer service is stellar.
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Plenty of parking. Service was quick. Hot dogs, burgers, chicken sliders and more. Great tasting food. Plenty of space. Adult beverages.
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I had a chicken sandwich. It was okay. I am willing to give this place another try.
7/23 update. So...... I ventured back here for a bacon cheeseburger and crinkle cut fries with chili and cheese to be specific. My burger was so delicious and fresh. It was so good. So good. Fries were crispy with lots of melted cheese and chili. Topped it off with some Tabasco because it was available. No drive-thru here. Order at counter to go or dine-in and the food is brought to you. Cool dining room. Misters going on in the outside covered area. Everything is very red for some reason. Friendly staff. Will go back for for a burger and crinkle cut fries.
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Cool spot but my lady and I went through for the first time after passing it a bunch and ordered two of their "concrete's" which is like their version of the blizzard basically and both of ours spilled everywhere all over us and our car not even two minutes after getting them. I had to walk back in with ice cream on my pants and ask for napkins since I didn't see any dispensers near their register lmao, ice cream was just okay flavor wise nothing really unique
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