Subway

I normally get pretty decent subs from this Subway but lately they have been in such a hurry to push you out the door that they don't make the sandwiches properly they don't hardly put any vegetables on their 1/2 the time they don't get your vegetables right at all very displeased with the service at this Subway I expect better.

It's a Subway, they have subs. Been there before and it was a typical sub from Subway; a pretty good sandwich, but not anything super extraordinary. Not today kids...not today. I swear to you I'd hike from the Shire all the way into the depths of Mordor and fight the Uruk Hai every step of the way, just at the chance to have such an incredible sandwich again. If I could never have a sub with the most perfect ratio of veggies, spices, and sauce, I'd throw myself into the fires of Mt Doom because what is life without such a perfect sub. To the sandwich artist who built my dinner, I applaud you. That was the best damn sandwich I've ever had. You created a masterpiece!