7-eleven

The older man who is there in the mornings is the rudest employee here! He needs training because every time I go in I leave with the worst customer service experience. I have the 711 app for discounts and I have to ask him to give me the discount each time because he pretends to not know about it. He has also told me he’s got customers waiting so he can’t do it. This man needs further training!

There is a very kind man in a warden cap and we have a nickname for him. We call him “Slupa?” And he always hits with the best Slurpees. The guy has the swaggest beard ever also! He is the best employee around! He is a lean, tall, skim, older gentleman and the absolute Slurpee plug and an absolute boss! He wears a black warden cap and is amazing! We love him so much he is the greatest.

Customers allowed to freely walk around without masks. That bugs me. (Get it? Bugs. I kill me. Which is good, cause I’d rather kill me than corona.) Doesn’t bug Magda the Cashier. Magda the Cashier seems to think it’s not her problem, despite all evidence this year to the contrary. (At least 7-11 doesn’t sell newspapers.) Doesn’t even see fit to sanitize her hands, by corporate mandate. Which is good. This is definitely the platform to be exercising your freedoms and all that. Okay then. I’m all for new hot dog toppings, but I’d really prefer if one of them wasn’t coronavirus. Maybe chili cheese? Just spitballing here. (No pun intended. But seriously, am I driving the whole pandemic defiance at a food source thing home yet.)