This.... this Dairy Queen might just have been the most gorgeous establishment I have ever seen with my two eyes. I was speechless to say the least. The smell, colors, and the feeling that I got when I walked up to take my order was unlike anything I have ever experienced. everything was so shiny and clean that it nearly blinded me with its sparkling glaze. I could go on for hours simply talking about it’s presence alone, but time must not be wasted. I had ordered a small Oreo blizzard, most Dairy Queen’s take approximately one minute and ten seconds to make... however... I didn’t even finish telling the employee what I was ordering and they were already handing me my blizzard. I was shocked, stuck in place by the amazement of what had just happened, it was as if they had read my mind. No amount of money is a big enough to give them the tips that they deserve. When I looked at the blizzard I thought to myself “this just looks like a average blizzard, probably nothing special🥱”.... BUT... when I tasted this Dairy Queen delight, I nearly fainted by the explosion of flavor. I will try my hardest to put the taste into words. The ratio between sweet vanilla ice cream and the soft but crunchy Oreo was perfection, it can be considered modern art to say the least, It took me an hour to eat it because I needed to savor each and every last bite. A single tear ran across my face as I ate my last bite, i had started to levitate and ascended into the heavens, I now have wings and an uncontrollable amount of happiness, I have discovered inner peace at last after my experience at this Dairy Queen, and I will forever be grateful that I got to live a life knowing that this place exists.
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