Piccolo Polentoni

One of the worst meals of my life. We arrived at 530 and were the only patrons throughout our meal. The waitress was plesant enough, but no knowledge of the wines they had. We ordered calamari, Caesar salad, and for main courses chicken picata and rib eye. The Caesar came first and it was good. The calamari arrived with the two main courses (all served together). ( The rib eye was well done ordered rare) the mashed potatoes cold and the side mixed vegetables obviously left over from lunch as they were tired and overcooked. I had ordered sparkling water with ice at the beginning of the meal which was forgotten until the bill came. Plus two glasses of wine this was 98$. Normally not bad for a nice dinner for two but for this substandard food was highway robbery. And remember, we were the only two patrons in the place..

We ate here Saturday 6/8.... I had a Groupon, so I figured for 1/2 price we could not go wrong! MAJOR Groupon FAIL! First: You have to call and make a reservation in order to use the Groupon Second: When inquired about wine and a corkage fee, the young many had not a clue about any such thing..... Third: There IS NO Parking.... You have to drive around that Crazy town looking! Fourth: The food was AWFUL! We had: Spinach salad w/ Pear @ $12.50, they gave us about 1/2 pear & 1/2 tomato (the pears & tomatoes were tasteless & hard, not anywhere near ripe); the Melanzane (eggplant) appetizer cost $14, was meager, salty & flavorless; the Bruschetta cost $9 and came w/ less than 8 oz of topping which was also flavorless (I added the olive oil mix from the bread to enhance the taste); and I had Risotto w/ Tiger Shrimp & Asparagus @ $20, which except for the salt was also tasteless. There were 5 medium shrimp,& 2-3 thin undercooked asparagus cut into pieces on top of a yellow mushy undercooked risotto. The other entries were also overly expensive: $32 for Tortellini w/ Sausage; $20 for Spinach Ravioli; $17 for a Cheese Pizza; $32 for Grilled Salmon..... Get the idea here? Fifth: The wine prices were OUTRAGEOUS: $11 for a glass of wine? A bottle $58? No wonder they don't know anything about a "corkage" fee. You simply can not afford a glass of wine and there are very few to even choose from...... Even with the Groupon this place was over priced and other than being too salty the food was Exceedingly Tasteless. Do NOT Waste Your Money!