Pizza Boss

Honestly, this picture can speak for itself. But I'm also going to help, because pictures always forget to provide context. This pizza looks like someone dropped it, face down, on the floor and let it cool for a minute before scraping it off. There's less cheese on this than I'd expect to find on a single slice. It looks like they dipped a wet paintbrush into watered-down sauce and gave my pizza a single, thin coat. Also? It was cold when it arrived. If it had arrived late, I'd still expect it to be warm because of the insulated bags they carry the pizzas in. But it wasn't even late. This might be the quickest service I've ever had from this store, so I'm not even sure what to make of it. They couldn't have been lucky enough to have a sausage and bacon pizza that someone had dropped on the floor an hour before. I don't understand how it had time to get cold, unless my previous theory about it being dropped on the floor was correct. And the Domino's app tells me someone did a quality check on this thing! I don't know who was responsible for allowing this travesty to leave the store, but he or she clearly is not doing their job. There is no way a human being could look at this and say, "yes, a customer would be happy to eat this", much less to think I'd be willing to pay for it. I called the store immediately to get this thing replaced. Here's hoping the next one is any better. If it's not, they can rest assured that I will not be ordering from Domino's again. This piece of dumpster garnish they delivered to me counted for two strikes by itself.