Dick's Last Resort

406 Navarro St, 78205-2502 - San Antonio
€€ American Bar
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75/100
3686 recommendations

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75/100
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3,686 total reviews
Tripadvisor
3.5/5
776 reviews
Google
4.1/5
2,666 reviews
Zomato
2.9/5
151 reviews
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4.4/5
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🌳 Outdoor seating 🥡 Takeout 🍽️ Dine-in 🚚 Delivery 🍺 Alcohol 🍹 Cocktails 🍷 Wine 📅 Reservations Wheelchair accessible Accessible restroom 😊 Casual 👥 Good for groups

💬 What people say

Funny 307 Hats 170 Entertaining 71 Bartender 54 Insults 45 Rude 34 The river walk 33 Sarcasm 32

Contact Information

📞 Phone: +1 210-224-0026
📍 Address: 406 Navarro St, San Antonio

🕐 Opening Hours

Open now Closes at 11:00 PM
Monday1 11:00 AM - 10:00 PM
Tuesday2 11:00 AM - 10:00 PM
Wednesday3 11:00 AM - 10:00 PM
Thursday4 11:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Friday5 11:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Saturday6 11:00 AM - 12:00 AM
Sunday7 11:00 AM - 10:00 PM

Google Reviews (10)

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Jonathan Davies

2 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Didn’t realise it wasn’t a normal bar/restaurant before being greeted by the host. After our waiter confirmed our suspicions we had a great time, the jokes were rude but not offensive and were well delivered. The beers and food were exactly what we expected and were looking for. Would recommend.
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Avery McClain

3 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Caleb was outstanding! He was so funny but also an awesome server! The food is expensive as hell but it’s on the river walk so what do you expect. $157 for 3 people. Yikes. But it was good food and a good time!
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Melissa Moore

4 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Took the kids for dinner and WOW, we had so much fun with the server! Very interactive and entertaining!
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Amelia Palomarez

4 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Our waitress was amazing, (her tag said Victor) the food was really good! I loved the chicken alfredo Thanks for all the laughs!
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Gerardo Aguirre

5 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Crazy atmosphere. Not for normal folks. Ur are going have fun. Like it or not. The servers are Attentive, in ur face, load, rude. Luv it
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Catherine Espinosa

6 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
I’m not sure why there’s bad reviews. We just left, my boyfriend got the wings and I got the fish and chips. SO DELICIOUS. Waiters ask you if they can be sarcastic and ask if you’re older than a certain age to see you’ll be able to handle their jokes. Such a funny place to go to. Definitely worth it.
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Karla Gonzalez

7 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
I didn’t even know about their “funny rude” situation until our server told us how they work , the hostess was so nice ! They gave us one of the best serves we gotten in San Antonio… and they have to be rude ?? Made us ugly laugh w there jokes Big portions!!!
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Adora Belle

8 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
My husband and I were trying to find some dinner, when Oscar rounded us up in the front with his hilarious crude humor and charm. He mentioned his crabs so you know we had to try. We were laughing the whole night, great food besides the fries, a bit stale like the Oscar's love life hahaha jk. Would go back again 100%. Thanks!
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JiShun Zhou

8 months ago
★★★★☆ 4/5
This place is right on the river walk - very much like a pub. Very fun place if you don’t mind being insulted. The food is actually good. The drinks were ok. Kinda hard to know when the waiters are actually mean to you or just joking sometimes so I would say overall it was a good service considered this.
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Juan Pablo Santiago

11 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Fun place to visit with the family or friends. The concept of this particular spot is that you come here to be treated badly (in a fun way), they throw the menu to you, they make paper hats for everyone to use with funny phrases according to the age, etc... Food is a bit pricey but being right on the Riverwalk makes sense. I'm glad they added a Vegan Burger!! It was not the best I've tried but it was good tho, just make sure to skip the cheese (they might ask if you want cheese on it), other than that, there are a few other vegan options like green beans, french fries, etc... It's good to see that more restaurants are including vegan options on the menu.
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