Review Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio

I’m not sure why there’s bad reviews. We just left, my boyfriend got the wings and I got the fish and chips. SO DELICIOUS. Waiters ask you if they can be sarcastic and ask if you’re older than a certain age to see you’ll be able to handle their jokes. Such a funny place to go to. Definitely worth it.

Absolutely wonderful experience, my wife and I are on honeymoon in San Antonio and had the best time!! We laughed with our waiter, embraced the gimmick and had an awesome time!! The hats are fantastic Thoroughly enjoyed the food also.

Crazy atmosphere. Not for normal folks. Ur are going have fun. Like it or not. The servers are Attentive, in ur face, load, rude. Luv it

I didn’t even know about their “funny rude” situation until our server told us how they work , the hostess was so nice ! They gave us one of the best serves we gotten in San Antonio… and they have to be rude ?? Made us ugly laugh w there jokes Big portions!!!

Our waitress was amazing, (her tag said Victor) the food was really good! I loved the chicken alfredo Thanks for all the laughs!

Fun place to visit with the family or friends. The concept of this particular spot is that you come here to be treated badly (in a fun way), they throw the menu to you, they make paper hats for everyone to use with funny phrases according to the age, etc... Food is a bit pricey but being right on the Riverwalk makes sense. I'm glad they added a Vegan Burger!! It was not the best I've tried but it was good tho, just make sure to skip the cheese (they might ask if you want cheese on it), other than that, there are a few other vegan options like green beans, french fries, etc... It's good to see that more restaurants are including vegan options on the menu.

Took the kids for dinner and WOW, we had so much fun with the server! Very interactive and entertaining!

Awesome time, love the atmosphere! We had dinner on the 2nd floor the staff is as funny as can be. I had the steak and it was delicious as was the 42 oz drink. We Will definitely be coming back on our next trip.

Caleb was outstanding! He was so funny but also an awesome server! The food is expensive as hell but it’s on the river walk so what do you expect. $157 for 3 people. Yikes. But it was good food and a good time!

This place is right on the river walk - very much like a pub. Very fun place if you don’t mind being insulted. The food is actually good. The drinks were ok. Kinda hard to know when the waiters are actually mean to you or just joking sometimes so I would say overall it was a good service considered this.

Our waitress was honest when I asked about the food. I had checked out review photos and the Mac & cheese looked to be a bit dry. I asked our waitress and she said she preferred the mac & cheese but it was a little bit on the dryer side than the fettuccine Alfredo. So I stuck with the fettuccine Alfredo with blackened chicken and it was delicious! It was creamy and had lots of flavor with the sauce and blackened chicken. My husband had the ribs and wings and said they were really good. Beer prices are very high. The restrooms are located upstairs. The floor looks like it could use a deep cleaning. Fettuccine Alfredo with blackened chicken - Delicious Ribs and wings - really good Would go back.

My husband and I were trying to find some dinner, when Oscar rounded us up in the front with his hilarious crude humor and charm. He mentioned his crabs so you know we had to try. We were laughing the whole night, great food besides the fries, a bit stale like the Oscar's love life hahaha jk. Would go back again 100%. Thanks!

This was a pretty funny experience! You were told ahead of time what dick’s is all about which is serving rude and with an attitude. They slid the menus at us and went through the specials and told us what was the best drinks and food on the menus then also gave us what was the cheapest in case we were broke then asked very rudely what we wanted and we couldn’t stop laughing to order. They were rude but extremely nice at the same time you could tell they were just playing the part. Even with regular restaurants I haven’t had such a good experience with a waiter. He brought us our drinks & appetizers & made us paper hats with funny quotes on them. Mine said “I thought Dick’s was a male strip club” & again I couldn’t stop laughing and wore the hat my entire time there. The nachos are delicious, just cheesy enough and loaded with shredded bbq brisket. We ordered some mac and cheese with chicken on top and that was delicious too. The meals were also made in a respectful time so we weren’t without food for that long. As we ate we enjoyed watching other waitresses make couples switch dates with other couples and made them converse and make new friends. Other waiters would frequently check on us and ask how the food was and if we wanted anything and also ask us questions about our experience. He made fun of us when we told him that my friend had never had nachos before and went into details about how you could live in Texas and never have nachos . Again the entire experience was one for the book. Eating good food and getting a comedy show is the best form of entertainment. I recommend this place if you’re on the river walk and just want to have a great time with your friends and strangers.

Didn’t realise it wasn’t a normal bar/restaurant before being greeted by the host. After our waiter confirmed our suspicions we had a great time, the jokes were rude but not offensive and were well delivered. The beers and food were exactly what we expected and were looking for. Would recommend.

First time ever trying this place last month. I have to say my wife and I had a blast. The food was good and the beers were cold! Lindsay was an awesome server as well. Although she thought we were high maintenance, a pain in the rear and asked for excessive refills she did a great job of insulting us. Can't wait to return.