Hearty breadsticks made from our fresh pizza dough, brushed with garlic-infused olive oil, topped with mozzarella, provolone, and cheddar cheese. Stonebaked and sprinkled with fresh herbs. Served with our housemade marinara
8 $
Mini Slumgullion Sausage Rolls
Spicy Italian sausage, herbed ricotta cheese, red and green bell pepper strips marinated in roasted garlic and olive oil, all wrapped in our fresh pizza dough. Served with marinara
10 $
Poughkeepsie Gulch Pesto Bruschetta
A baked crispy baguette spread with our basil and roasted garlic pesto, mozzarella, provolone, and parmesan. Topped with fresh basil chiffonade and tomatoes. Drizzled with our aged balsamic reduction
9 $
Spring Creek Artichoke Spinach Dip
Cheesy blend of spinach, artichoke hearts, green onions, garlic, and herbs. Served chilled with tortilla chips, carrots, and celery
9 $
Salads
Mesa Verde
Mixed field greens and crisp romaine lettuce dwell among cilantro-lime black beans, tender sweet corn, red onions, juicy tomatoes, creamy avocado slices, green chilies, toasted pumpkin seeds, and cheddar cheese. Served with tortilla chips and our housemade honey-chile vinaigrette
8 $
The House
The Pahgre's House Salad is as colorful and unique as the Uncompahgre Valley. We top fresh mixed field greens with crunchy dried sweet corn, dried fruit, toasted pumpkin seeds, and our housemade honey-chile vinaigrette
7 $
Cimarron Caesar
Crisp romaine lettuce tossed with classic Caesar dressing and piled high under croutons, aged parmesan, and classic Caesar dressing
6 $
My Big Fat Greek Salad
Tender baby spinach leaves, Kalamata olives, crisp red onion, slow roasted red peppers, artichoke hearts, pepperoncini, and sundried tomatoes, all topped off with feta. Served with Greek feta vinaigrette and pita bread
8 $
Antipasti Avalanche
Romaine, spicy pepperoni, sopressata, salami, provolone, giardiniera peppers, mancinelli peppers, and classic Italian dressing. Try to dig your way out of this one!! Served with baguette slices
8 $
Coxcomb Cobb
Crisp romaine lettuce, grilled chicken, crumbled bacon, blue cheese crumbles, tomatoes, red onions, hard-boiled egg, pita bread, and the dressing of your choice
8 $
Popeye's Passion
Fresh baby spinach leaves, crumbled bacon, creamy goat cheese, red onion, sliced fresh mushrooms, tomatoes, roasted red peppers, toasted sunflower seeds, pita bread, and honey mustard dressing
8 $
Basic Green Salad
This fresh mix of artisan lettuces, fresh seasonally available vegetables, and croutons is the perfect accompaniment to any meal
6 $
Panini
Gunnison Godfather
Mortadella, capocollo, ham, salami, provolone, grilled red onions, giardiniera peppers, tomato slices, and basil aioli. Eat the whole thing or you'll go swimmin' wid da fishes in the Gunnison River, wearin' your concrete booties
13 $
Vallecito Veggie
Grilled, marinated portabella mushrooms, roasted red peppers, fresh roasted veggies, provolone cheese, grilled onion, and baby spinach with sundried tomato aioli
11 $
Daveto's Meatball
Homemade Italian beef meatballs topped with marinara sauce, roasted red peppers, and melted cheese
12 $
Cebolla Southwest
Fire roasted green chilies, grilled onions, juicy grilled chicken atop our house made chipotle aioli
Marinated chicken coated in our housemade breading and covered in herbs, aged parmesan, marinara, premium mozzarella and provolone cheese then baked to perfection! Served over fettuccini
15 $
Ridgeline Ravioli
Fresh ravioli generously stuffed with cheese and topped with our zesty tomato sauce and fresh herbs
12 $
Fireside Fettuccine Alfredo
Thick fettuccini noodles smothered in a white cream sauce flavored with romano cheese, parmesan, fresh herbs, cracked pepper, white wine, and garlic
13 $
Silverjack Spaghetti
Your choice of our meaty Bolognese or our housemade veggie marinara sauce atop a heap of spaghetti noodles
10 $
Plateau Primavera
Spaghetti noodles tossed with a delicate white wine garlic sauce, then topped with tender roasted vegetables, including a variety of local and seasonal specialties
14 $
Purgatory Pesto
Fettuccine noodles coated in creamy basil pesto sauce with mushrooms, sundried tomatoes and parmesan
14 $
Mountain Mushroom Ravioli
Rustic ravioli stuffed with tender mushrooms and melted cheese, mixed with fresh spinach, cherry tomatoes, and topped with our creamy alfredo sauce and sprinkled with walnuts
15 $
Pahgsagna
Hearty meat sauce layered with noodles and a blend of herbed ricotta, and premium cheeses
14 $
Campfire Calzones
Courthouse Mountain Cowboy
Ground beef, Italian sausage, pepperoni, and bacon
12 $
Unaweep Canyon
Roasted red peppers, spinach, and garden mushrooms
12 $
The Uncompahgre
Flavor as incredible as the valley itself! Italian sausage pepperoni, and garden mushrooms
12 $
The Motherload
Generous deposits of premium sausage, pepperoni, beef, fresh green peppers, black olives, red onions, and mushrooms
13.5 $
Build Your Own
Pick any three ingredients from our Build Your Own Pizza menu and we'll wrap them up in our hearty dough with herbed ricotta and mozzarella cheese
10 $
Signature, Handmade, Stonebaked Pizza
Basic Cheese
Red sauce, mozzarella and provolone
10 $
Paradox Pepperoni
Red sauce, cheese and premium pepperoni
11 $
Mt. Shavano Shrimp & Garlic
Creamy white sauce, garlic shrimp, roasted garlic, green onions, parmesan, mozzarella and provolone
14 $
Ridgway Rustler
Grab yer ropes and sneak away with this pie featuring the best the ranch has to offer. Ground beef, spicy Italian sausage, bacon, pepperoni, red onions, a hefty layer of mozzarella and provolone and our creamy white sauce make this pie a heck of a heist
14 $
La Garita
Refried bean sauce, seasoned ground beef, cheddar cheese, jalapeños, red onions, crushed tortilla chips, and black olives. After we bake it, we top it with chopped lettuce and fresh diced tomatoes and serve it with sour cream and salsa
14 $
Precipice Peak Pesto
Basil pesto, mozzarella, provolone, parmesan, roma tomatoes, tender artichoke hearts, roasted garlic and fresh basil
14 $
Yankee Boy
Fresh chicken, crispy bacon crumbles, tender artichoke hearts, red onion, roasted garlic, premium mozzarella and provolone cheeses atop our creamy white sauce
Red sauce, mushrooms, green peppers, cheese, roma tomatoes, red onions, and black olives
14 $
Bleu Mesa
Grilled chicken, Canadian bacon, bleu cheese crumbles, and bacon atop our house made creamy white sauce
14 $
The Motherlode
Generous deposits of premium sausage, pepperoni, beef, fresh green peppers, black olives, red onions, and mushrooms
14 $
Buckhorn Barbeque Chicken
Sweet n' smoky barbeque sauce, grilled chicken, crumbled bacon, crisp red onion, sweet corn, fresh cilantro, and cheddar and mozzarella cheeses
14 $
Lizard Head Luau
Sweet n' smoky barbecue sauce, mozzarella, premium Canadian bacon, pineapple, sweet Mandarin oranges, and crisp red onions. Add jalapeños or roasted green chilies for some fire on the island!
14 $
Tomboy Cheesesteak
Layered provolone and mozzarella cheese beneath sliced ribeye, mushrooms, green bells, red onions, and roasted red pepper strips
14 $
Create Your Own
Choose Your Sauce
Traditional Red
Traditional White
Basil Pesto
Creamy White
Refried Bean
Ranch
Barbeque
Choose Your Toppings
Anchovies
1.5 $
Artichoke Hearts
1.5 $
Avocado
1.5 $
Bacon
1.5 $
Black Olives
1.5 $
Bleu Cheese
1.5 $
Canadian Bacon
1.5 $
Caramelized Onions
1.5 $
Cheddar
1.5 $
Extra Mozzarella
1.5 $
Feta Cheese
1.5 $
Mushrooms
1.5 $
Goat Cheese
1.5 $
Green Bell Peppers
1.5 $
Green Chilies
1.5 $
Green Olives
1.5 $
Green Onions
1.5 $
Grilled Chicken
1.5 $
Ground Beef
1.5 $
Italian Sausage
1.5 $
Jalapenos
1.5 $
Kalamata Olives
1.5 $
Mancinelli Peppers
1.5 $
Mandarin Oranges
1.5 $
Meatballs
1.5 $
Parmesan Cheese
1.5 $
Pepitas
1.5 $
Pepperoni
1.5 $
Pineapple
1.5 $
Portabella Mushrooms
1.5 $
Red Onions
1.5 $
Roasted Garlic
1.5 $
Roasted Red Peppers
1.5 $
Spicy Italian Sausage
1.5 $
Spinach
1.5 $
Shredded Carrots
1.5 $
Sun-Dried Tomatoes
1.5 $
Sunflower Seeds
1.5 $
Sweet Corn
1.5 $
Taco Ground Beef
1.5 $
Tempeh
1.5 $
Tomatoes
1.5 $
Beverages
Pepsi
Mountain Dew
Dr. Pepper
Tropicana Lemonade
Flavored Iced Tea
Apple Juice
Cranberry Juice
Diet Pepsi
Sierra Mist
Mug Root Beer
Shangri'la Iced Tea
Coffee
Orange Juice
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Pahgre's Desserts
Black Canyon Mud Pie
We start with an Oreo and fudge sauce crust, layer it with coffee ice cream, fudge, caramel, vanilla ice cream, and top it off with Oreo pieces for a taste as massive as the Black Canyon
7 $
Curecanti Cookies
A pizza sized chocolate chip cookie, baked fresh when you order it, and served hot and gooey for that unbeatable fresh-from-the-oven experience
7 $
Crème Brûlée
Our homemade rich, creamy custard topped with a contrasting layer of brittle caramel
7 $
Tiramisu
Espresso and amaretto soaked Italian ladyfingers layered with mascarpone cheese
7 $
Holey Cannoli
Sweetened pastry shell stuffed with premium sweet cheese and chocolate chips
6 $
Kids Menu
Your Very Own Pizza
A whole yummy pizza just for you
6 $
Peanut Butter N' Jelly Pizza
Peanut butter and jelly on a pizza??? Just like your favorite sandwich, only better
6 $
Mmmmmmac N' Cheese
Our mac n' cheese is super creamy, just the way you like it
6 $
Rockin' Ravioli
Cheese-filled ravioli topped with pasgetti sauce just for you
6 $
Cluck-A-Doodles
We take crispy chicken strips and bake them 'til they sizzle, then we bring them to your table with plenty of ketchup for dipping. Mmmmm!
6 $
Just Plain Pasta
Don't like sauce or meatballs? This one is just plain pasta with a little butter on top. We'll add some cheese too if you like it that way
5 $
Grilled Cheese, Please
Don't forget your manners on this one! Just like Gramma makes, thick and gooey. We'll even cut the crust off for you