Enjoy fake paradise here in Nordeast! Our drinks are made with lots of premium liquor, strange mixers, spices and fresh fruit.
May we have your attention, please The following drinks are all served in tacky mugs with stupid garnishes for you to ponder and enjoy. And for an extra lousy 5 you can keep the mug. owever, this too-exciting-for-words experience requires a credit card deposit of 5 per mug, which will kindly be refunded on the mugs safe return.(So much reading. So little time.)
The Beachcomber
The sun is setting and the torches are on fire. Better than taking a walk on a deserted beach with your secret lover, and not getting busted. Flavors of strawberry, lychee, lime and pineapple...and paradise
The Native's Curse
Unwelcome intruders landing on the forbidden island are cursed by the natives with a terrible spell...perpetual misery and boredom. The only way to reverse the curse is with this inexplicable mango and lemon tropical rum swill
Scorpion Sting
Some say if you suck out the poison from the scorpion’s sting right away, you’ll feel warm and euphoric. Morons. The only sting that can do that is our mix of Jamaican and sugarcane rum, fresh lime, and secret extract!
Tahitian Swizzle
Tahitian bamboo, harvested by moonlight contains a festive tasting juice, and rum. Skeptical? Then unwind as your mouth embraces guava and berry flavors, and a nice nip of rum. Served in a bamboo mug (ok, it’s ceramic but it looks like bamboo.
Fu Manchu
Trader Vic’s dark and coconut rums, and some special Kung Fu flavors...super tasty. Only one foo will do, in this not so foo-foo fighting beverage. Served in his own mug likeness.
Miserable Bastard
Booted out of the Psychology Academy of Molokai after one year, Suzi never forgot the lessons she learned. Their loss = your gain. A wallop of dark rum and bitter lime is a proven depression management. Served in classic suffering bastard mug
Paralyzed Polynesian
Polynesian Paralysis: “a screaming desire not to work, not to do anything that requires any substantial effort either physical or mental.” Hey, now that’s the right attitude. Made with 4 different rums. Served in a scary brown headhunter.
Large & Shared Drinks
Large and Shared Drinks require additional credit card deposit
Psychotic Suzi
Suzi says, ‘Your petty concerns of authenticity are irrelevant.’” A 20 oz. delirium of Redrum, secret syrup, and a whole lime. Amazing! Served in a neato Psycho Suzi’s mug. (A mighty fine souvenir for a tolerable 8)
Leilani’s Fire Bowl Serves 2-4
Never mess with a woman scorned. 48 oz. of liquor-on-fire nonsense. A cadre of booze and boozosity, with flavors of mango, pineapple, and orange. This bad gal comes in a fire breathing volcano bowl.
Eruption in Paradise Serves 2-4
Lacking any decorum, this potion will bring you to new heights of disgrace. Made with a superb blend of exotic rums and fruit nectars. Served in a 54 oz. smoking volcano
Beer
Blue Moon
Nordeast
Bell’s Two
Hearted
Summit Pale
Stella Artois
Guinness
Blue Moon
Nordeast
Bell’s Two
other Tropical delights
Mai Tai
Trader Vic’s Amber and Dark rum, pineapple, orgeat, fresh lime
Classic Daiquiri
Mount Gay Sugarcane rum, whole fresh lime, simple syrup