Sandy Seagull Corner Store

Overpriced!! We both got Taylor Ham and egg sandwich’s Served in a hard roll that made egg and ham non existent. I ordered and paid for 2 eggs on my sandwich and came with one. Brought to owners attention and as we left, without apology or offer to remake she threw coupon at us for 1/2 price sandwich men to time...will never return even though we live a block away. Miss Ma Pharos This place can’t close early enough

Me and my son (also Brendan but different last name.. long legal battle, believe me don't ask) spend quality time at the seagull on weekend mornings during the summer. If Daddy is brutally hungover he makes inappropriate Sandy Seagull jokes that go over his son's head and orders the delicious egg and cheese on a roll accompanied by the ever famous NJ rip off of Canadian Bacon... pork roll. Sometimes my pain in the tuchus son shares a morsel of learned values he derived from the $30k a year prep school in Upper Manhattan his entitled mother insisted we send him to and demands i order an Avocado toast, which I must regress and admit is quite tasty if you add lemon and hot sauce. After my son relentlessly whimpers he deserves an ice cream at 9 am I usually give in and grab myself an extra caffeinated Big Easy cold brew to gain energy for the inevitable verbal lashing my sea hag of a wife will give me upon arriving at the beach for allowing him to eat ice cream before noon. At this point I usually point out he's 17 years old and leave the beach and return for my second pork roll sandwich (must buy here, hard to come by in Coastal NJ). Also should be noted if you're taking Ocean Avenue do not play Yellowcard in the presence of the house behind the seagull, as "Linda" (presumed owner or squatter) will chase you down her porch and attempt to sweep you out of " her neighborhood ". Additionally, she dislikes snapchat.