Fuckoffee

I like the atmosphere and the people around, despite the fact that the place (tables) are not clean. Staff is very friendly (not all of them though). Katia and Gennaro are the best on making coffee and really cares to provide the best service. Good Variation of food and bakery but very expensive. Delicious soup 🍲

This place, not only having a great name. But it serves great coffee in a laid-back, relaxed atmosphere. With loads of stuff to look at and great music, too. Listening to the Beach Boys " Good Vibrations " and "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac whilst having my latte. What more can you ask for. Mind you, the blow-up dolls have now gone. Great place, give it a go

Okay, so I'm a regular at Fuckoffee, and let me tell you, it's the absolute best. Not just for their superb coffee, but the chai! Oh my goodness, their chai is a game changer – it's like a comforting hug in a cup. The vibe here? Totally relaxed and cosy, just what you need in bustling London. The staff? Always friendly, ready with a smile and a joke – they make everyone feel like a regular. No matter how busy my day is, I make sure to swing by Fuckoffee for my chai fix and the warm, cheerful environment. I've spent countless afternoons here, just chilling or catching up with friends. If you're around London and looking for a quirky, warm coffee shop that serves up awesome coffee and an unforgettable chai, Fuckoffee is your place. Can't wait for my next visit!

Cant believe i only write a review now after coming here for few years now. Absolutely a funky gem place! Not to mention great quality coffee and their smoothies are so great too! When i cant have caffeine, i still come here for smoothie. Staffs are very fun and friendly. The music is slightly too loud for a conversation but their seating area is great too! I bring my friends and family here all the time.