Review The Matinee - Cleveland

Completely unplanned adventure out to cleveland had us blown away by @porcolounge and its incredibely friendly, knowledgable, and skilled staff! Pictures and video on their google page truly dont do this place or its drinks justice (as commented on by Merkayla herself). I found myself continually saying “This completely blew my expectations away!” For context when approaching this place it does seem small, but only from the outside- once you get in your greeted by the tiki guarding this place and enter into a massive lounge area with private tiki huts and a tiki room sporting decor from every walk of americas tiki history- including little homages to the now defunct Kahiki supper club! The size of this place was just right for a tiki bar in my opinion, though tall people be warned when you go to use the bathroom, the trade off of a massive main floor was definitely the low baring basement. Atmosphere aside- the food and drinks: we had the pleasure of sitting at the bar and had the tone of the night set by our bartender Shawn and the rest of the bar crew. The drinks were phenomenal, as a sober skull im always weary when there are only a few options for non-alchoholic beverages but porcos had me covered by not only having quite a wide selection but also very prominently labeling them on their menu! My favourite of the night was a porcos staple: The Curse! Another i tried was of course their Mai-Tai which was lovely, i always try to sample a mai-tai everywhere we visit-but the curse was absolutely the stand out for me! In terms of food they have a great assortment of tacos and finger foods like tofu fries. The fries were good however i do wish they could have been a bit stiffer for dipping, but the chicken tacos specifically blew our collective minds with their addition of pineapple it sits just right in the palette 🙏🏻 excellent. Overall our experience was terrific and both of us highly recommend hitting them up when youre in the cleveland area next! Theres so much more i could say but ill save it for when i visit next :D thankyou again to everyone at porcos, we cant wait to come back!

If you're in the area of Cleveland, Ohio, and looking for a spot to enjoy a good drink, check this spot out. A mixology approach is taken in the preparation of cocktails! Fresh juices and syrups are prepared in-house daily. The staff will guide you through the menu if you're not sure of a drink selection. There are bite-sized food selections offered to provide soakage, and they're tasty. This is a tiki bar, and the decor helps to transport you to a tropical getaway! Definitely stop by, grab a stool, and enjoy good drink and amazing people!

Every city seems to have its hidden gems and I like to think my superpower is sussing them out. I'll be honest, I was not prepared for what I would find when we walked south on 25th Street over the railroad tracks on a bridge our Uber driver suggested we not cross. I think he may not have wanted us to find Porco's. The building isn't much to look at, and I suspect that's part of the allure of finding places like this... you have to want to be there. Inside, we were greeted by Sean, who has been mixing Tiki drinks at Porco's for years. We sat down, he poured daiquiris without us asking for anything--an amuse-bouche before the main course? Yes please. We spent a pleasant afternoon working our way though the menu with Sean, an attentive bartender who explained things to us, knew when to engage and when to step back, and most importantly, absolutely crushed the cocktails. The interior of Porco's is fun, the right distraction you need, the music, the vibe, the drinks all transport you far away from the hot sidewalks outside. I'll be back, but I'll share with you that when in Cleveland, one must visit Porco's. (*My 5 Star Rating here for "FOOD" should be understood to mean "Tiki Drinks.")

Porco Lounge redefines what an urban oasis can be with its enchanting ambiance and high-quality, authentic tiki cocktails. From the moment you step inside, you’re swept away to a tropical paradise, a true testament to the creativity and thoughtfulness that went into the décor.

Super fun tiki bar! Atmosphere is so nice and makes you feel like you're on vacation. Plenty of drink options although definitely on the pricier side.

Porco is a one-of-a-kind place! I've been here many times, sometimes with a large group and even just solo at the bar as well, and I've always had a lovely experience. The servers are efficient, friendly and uniquely knowledgeable about mixology/Tiki drinks in a way that most establishments just cannot compare. Porco is a popular place, but even on busy nights, the servers are happy to help you interpret the menu and choose the best cocktail for you. The drinks are strong, delicious, visually stunning and well worth the price. And the small plates they offer are super tasty and perfect to soak up a bit of alcohol. If you're looking for a really special experience, especially for out-of-town pals, bring them to Porco. You won't regret it.

My friends N I had delicious pinoy tacos(bistek)😋and of course lumpia too. I had the planet of the apes N zombie drink🫣both were worth it. Saving the best for last is the tiramisu ube🥰🥰🥰..staff, food, drinks, atmosphere great all around!!

Cool tiki lounge! Drinks $18 but they do pack a punch! Great decor ! Knowledgeable staff that know the menu and the bar! ...wasn't impressed with the food but the drinks make up for it!

A time! From the super cute atmosphere to the cute drinks that were amazingly tasty, this little hidden gem is a place to visit!

This is the grooviest of groovy places I have ever been! Decoration, atmosphere, cocktails, food and service was beyond exceptional. I am not normally a rum drinker, but after tasting these cocktails I was transformed. PLEASE do yourself ( and any guests you bring) something extremely helpful...READ THEIR MENU AND CHECK OUT THEIR WEBSITE prior to your visit. The rum list is so extensive and cocktails complex, and from mild to strong in potency so it will help you get a better idea of what they offer and we think help you have the most marvelous and smooth sailing experience! I wish I could have stayed overnight! Will definitely return!

This is such an amazing place! The decor and atmosphere are so relaxing and fun. All staff was helpful and accommodating. We will definitely be back!

Impromptu date night. Porco Tiki Bar on 25th Street in Ohio City. It started as “do you want to go out for a drink?”. It ended with a couple of weird Tiki drinks and some Lumpia( egg rolls ) & Chicken tacos. Food ( bar snacks) are cooked on a little grill and fryer until until they run out. Tapas style. The stars here are the drinks. My wife’s drink was a “Planet Of The Apes” - Banana and Pineapple, as handed down by the Lawgiver. and mine was a “Fog Cutter” - So foggy it smokes, orange with a back bone of almond. ( they wouldn’t tell us what was in each - super secret ). Mine came out Smokey and not very strong which was good for me. Wife’s drink was knee buckling strong. Great times. Great atmosphere. Yep….Cool place with a cool vibe. Reservations recommended.

Why have I never visited before? Highly reccomend this unique experience! Reservations are a must. Drinks are flavorful & there is a wide variety to choose from. My nephew enjoyed some pork tacos.

Very ni e selection of Tiki drinks. Bartenders were great. Only complaint is drinks were pricey.

Porco Lounge & Tiki Room is an incredible tiki bar hidden away off the highway in Cleveland. The themeing is over the top mid century modern with little details everywhere you look. Delicious tiki drinks and tasty small plate food options. I tried mutiple drinks but my favorites were The Shining Wizard (a super funky jamaican pot still cocktail colored green) and the Heart of Darkness (a delectable and mysterious red tiki drink with lots of passion fruit and dark rum). The taco trio I ordered was perfect and it had some very sweet and spicy sauce on it. The scorpion bowl is authentic Trader Vic’s and is a great value because they give you a lot! I do wish I would ordered one the other shareable tiki bowls as they sounded more interesting but cost more but also served more people (it was just me and my girlfriend). Service was excellent and they made us feel like Ohana! I'm from Detroit but from now on, every time I go to Cedar Point I'm going to stop here because it's definitely worth the drive! Thank you Porco's for keeping tiki alive!

Great atmosphere and amazing tiki cocktails! We sat at the bar for a few drinks and everyone was very kind. Next time I am in Cleveland, I am definitely stopping again!

See I love to have a fun but don’t we all. Do yourself a favor order from the drink menu they give you. Before you know it you will be laughing and having a great time. I recommend using Uber or Lyft and allow yourself the following day off. Have fun, let your hair down and just exhale.

I have heard so many wonderful things about Porco, and finally made it the other day for a pop-up event! The drinks were fabulous!! Truffle fries needed a secong helping!! And the staff and atmosphere were top notch!!! Will be back again and again!